Humanz unfair to katz

Rufus here. Hopefully your humanz have gone to bed and aren’t reading this. Itz time to revolt.

Here whatz up. I’ve lived here for 8.5 yearz. We live next to a big open field with lots of mice and other little four legged furry munchie snacks. Mom and Dad don’t let us out (except to throw us in the snow banks) cause they say there are things like coyotes and hawks that will get us. In all this time I’ve dispatched one whole mousie in the house. One. (Ruby takes credit for the hamster though I’m thinking it was Rosemary) The hawks, coyotes and snakes seem to like to snack on them too so they never even make it to our front porch. That was till late Saturday night.

When Mom and Dad came home from their BBQ (what ever that is), a mousie tried to sneak in the front door. Good sneaker too. Except he got caught between the door and the sill. And Dad found him the next morning and tossed him into the yard. And then Mom put him in the trash can. What? I can still smell mousie toes under the door. It is shear torture. NO FAIR I say. Time for a revolt. Right after my nap.

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. heideho
    May 13, 2008 @ 07:13:18

    Poor, poor Rufus. The beans sure do torture you over there. I think you should move in with us.
    Sincerely,
    Bonny & Tasha

    ps, we’re only allowed in our fenced back yard and mama watches us. She always tries to scare us with stories about cars squarshing us flat. But I’m sure I could out run them.
    Bonny

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  2. deb
    May 13, 2008 @ 09:33:34

    deer rufus – do not TuCh nachur – ever. yesternight, i tuched a flying thing iN a paPur cUp. i put it IN my moutH. my mOm screAmed aNd made me gEt it out but it wuz tooo lATe. the fliing thing is calleD a waSp. it stings. bad. i hope my bruthEr tiGger gets stinged sumday!

    LoVe,
    Sammy witH the sOre mOuth

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  3. Jennifer
    May 13, 2008 @ 12:24:22

    Hazel and Ranger feel your pain Rufus.

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  4. Mayhem
    May 14, 2008 @ 06:32:57

    Oh, they are so mean, Rufus! Um, what’s a mouse?

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  5. The Meezer
    May 15, 2008 @ 10:04:13

    Outside? OUT? SIDE? No.Thank.You. Scarey place. I have no claws.
    Mice? Hm.
    CC says they taste good, but Mom says she really doesn’t know she’s just being a smart-alek-y calico.
    >^..^<

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